Happy 6th Anniversary to YFNJG!

Quickly slopping this down so please excuse the typos or grammatical errors until I come back on to scan. Looking back, I cringed at a few of my rants on here. Maybe it was my hormones during my pregnancy. Who knows. Many posts have now been deleted and I change my 3D glasses banner. I really don't see anything wrong with my previous header but it's not how I want others to perceive me. There's more to me than meets the eye. I am not just some girl who shows cleavage sometimes and stands in front of a camera. Initially, I started this blog to fight against women who suffer through abuse. Then it became my own personal beliefs and nerdism. It has become an array of shit storms. If you have a problem with the changes or you never cared for my blog in the first place, this is all I have to say about that...





So, what have I been up to? My work with Snapped on Oxygen continues. I am now a researcher for their new show Snapped: She Made Me Do It and I write for Oxygen's blog. I've been busy with TV documentaries lately and it has been a unique experience. I have also been featured on Deadly Women, Cold Justice, and Swamp Murders. However, I still prefer to be behind the camera.


My modeling work continues but I find myself doing less and less. My modeling work is something I have always done for my love of art but I have so much more to offer and I want my other talents to shine brighter than my photographs. We have finished the script for Hanukkillah and auditions will be held at the office soon. I will enjoy making the magic happen behind the camera for a change. There's also a bartending documentary that I am co-directing but I am putting all of my efforts into Hanukkillah for now. OH! You can also see me during the bar scene in the sequel to Dazed and Confused: Everybody Wants Some, release date set for April 2016.



Women in Horror Month's 7th year is around the corner and of corpse I have a few plans. For now, I can tell you that we are shooting a spread for a horror magazine that will remain nameless until February. It occurred to me that I spend so much time making horror themed cocktails, I have never dedicated any to my favorite women! So this year, I will have 10 cocktails inspired by some of my favorite women in horror. I have carefully selected the perfect ladies to model my drinks and I cannot wait to see how the issue comes out! I am accepting interviews as usual for your magazines, websites, and podcasts. However, I will be turning several down. Limited time.





Halloween was a blast though I was not feeling good at all and it nearly ruined my experience. Figures. Regardless, I worked with Virus Vodka and made a few miracles happen in a glass. BIG thanks to Virus Vodka for supporting me and blasting the shit out of my drinks. So glad I met them at the last Texas Frightmare Weekend. Speaking of TFW, there's a chance I may not be there for the first year ever. The hotel rooms sold out quick and even though I can stay at any other hotel, this will not do for me. I am having major health issues so if I am unable to go upstairs to my room immediately when I am not feeling well then the trip is just going to be impossible. Period. I had already planned on spending most of my time in the hotel room anyway. I have already met nearly everyone on the guest list so it really isn't a big deal. If a room opens up, I will go.



Special thanks to the official American Horror Story: Hotel website for sharing my Countess cocktail. You certainly know how to put a smile on this lady's face. Thanks to EpicDrinkRecipes.com and Cheers Magazine for highlighting me.

I posted about my previous experience as a speaker for the Mensa convention. Check that out in case you missed it.  I still have my VHS column for Geek Juice. I still contribute to misc horror publications. I still bartend at a variety of places. Yada yada. I'm still seeing the man of my dreams. At the end of the day, I just want to remain happy with my kiddos and man friend and make time for myself. You know me, I am always out to prove that there's more to life than procreation. Live a little. Show off your talents. If your talent is shooting spit balls out of your ass hole then damnit you go out and shoot spit balls out of your ass hole like it's going out of style and don't let anybody tell you any differently. They suck. Thank you to all my supporters who still help to promote my work and thank you to those who keep up with this lame little personal space. Much love!

Vintage Alcohol Ads Part I



The bartender in me has caused me to collect several vintage ads throughout the years. This will have to be a two-parter considering how many I have saved. 


Absolut Joy - 1989 Christmas ad


America, fuck yea!


Winter Wonderland Beefeater Gin 1985


Bud Light Spud MacKenzie 1987


Canadian Club 1986


Crown Royal really did know how to advertise - 1982


Pierce Brosnan modeling Jose Cuervo 1987


Denaka Vodka 1989


Amaretto Disaronno 1985. My regulars call it pizza sauce. It's an ingredient in my Jew Bombs.


Excellent Glenlivet in a Piranha tank ad - 1988


Grand Marnier - 1984


Malibu - Never been a fan honestly. Too sweet.


Martel Cognac 1985


Michelob Light - 1983. This stuff is hard to come by now.


Miller Lite - 1987


Canadian Mist - 1983


It's raining Budweiser


Ringo Starr in shades models Sun Country wine coolers (manly) in 1987


Rumple Mintz is just gross.


Seagram's 7 - 1989


My favorite Vodka, Stoli 1987


Tanqueray 1987. Cool hair.



Tanqueray 1987


Possibly on of my favorites. Though this is not my favorite brand of Scotch, she reeks of sex appeal and she's playing pool. I like it and we should be friends.