Here it is, a compiled list of the best pair of boobs in a horror film. Boobs, tits, breasts, funbags, knockers, chi chis, melons, jugs, ta tas, bazoongas, honkers, racks, headlights, puppies under a blanket, bosoms, dirty pillows, whatever you want to call them…. THEY'RE AWESOME! I don't want to hear any cry babies bitch and moan about how Jennifer Love Hewitt and Rose McGowan aren't on the list. No teasers allowed! You have to show your bare breasts in a horror film in order to be considered. If I left any out, please let me know immediately and I will add them to the list. Lets get started....
In no particular order, I want to start off with Adrienne Corri in A Clockwork Orange. Honestly, I'm just going in the order of uploads. You can argue that Clockwork isn't exactly a horror film but a Science Fiction drama and I agree but there's a lot of horror in the film in question. This rape scene disgusted a lot of women all over the world. It's actually hard to sit through unless you're a sick fuck. But doesn't she have a nice pair of knockers?
Technically, this isn't a horror film. True Blood is a series. Anna Paquin has to be included because her breasts are perfect and she shows them off so often. I cannot even count all the times we get to see her have sex. We are thankful for that Anna.
I couldn't get a cap of Asia Argento's bare breasts in Phantom of the Opera. This is the best I could do. You can google her and find a tremendous amount of nude photos though.
John Torrani voted for Barbara Crampton in Re-Animator and I couldn't agree more. Not too big, not to small. They're just right! Plus, you have to give her props for allowing a re-animated head giving her head. I rented this when I was younger and my mother threw a fit. She grounded me :( She also thought I had serious mental problems.
Terri Susan Smith in Basket Case. Jesus Christ. Was anyone else said about her death? My reaction, "Awwwwww."
Britt Ekland in The Wicker Man. I've always been fond of this scene because her voice is so soothing. Sneaker Pimps covered the song "How Do" on the album Becoming X. Only a true horror fan would notice this. There are a lot of Sneaker Pimp fans that aren't too educated in the genre.
The beautiful Camille Keaton in the original I Spit on Your Grave. This woman is so talented. It still baffles me that feminists have such a problem with this film. Most of us call them bitter lesbos but they seem to have a problem when it comes to looking at tits so I don't think that's a fair assumption. I don't see what the problem is. We all love boobs and she hacks a guy's penis off. That's the ultimate revenge for forcing your dick on the unwilling.
The scene in Cabin Fever where Cerina Vincent is shaving her legs was hard to watch but you have to admit, those funbags are perfect!
Debi Sue Voorhees in Friday the 13th part 5 seems to be a favorite amongst horror fans and I can totally see why. I forgot about her boobs but I will be watching this again on Friday the 13th..... oh that's tomorrow!
This is the best picture I could score of Ellen Sandweiss when she was raped by a tree in The Evil Dead but I'm sure everyone who has seen the film can agree she belongs on this list.
Ingrid Pitt is still a favorite of mine. One day I will have her tattooed somewhere on my body. She's known for her role in the Hammer horror films.
Jill Terashita in Night of the Demons has some of the most perfect tits I've ever seen.
I can't seem to find any pictures of Kristina Klebe naked but she's fully nude in Rob Zombie's Halloween and it's totally hot. PS -- She totally wants me.
You can expect tits all over the place in every Jess Franco film ever made. Lina Romay especially doesn't mind getting naked. I mean, fully nude and full lesbo.
I could name several scenes involving Linnea Quigley's breasts but Return of the Living Dead seems to be a fan favorite. The lipstick scene in Night of the Demons was just as sexy. She's actually fully nude in that film. Her breast size increased dramatically after Savage Streets.
Mathilda May in Lifeforce.
Melinda Clark in Return of the Living Dead III, DUH!@#$%^
Small ass picture but you can still see that Pamela Susan Shoop in Halloween II has beyond perfect tits. I dare you to disagree.
I'm not sure if you can call Lost Highway a horror film but it's beyond fucked up and Patricia Arquette has one of the most perfect bodies I've ever seen.
Diora Baird in the Night of the Demons remake was hot but I have to mention that I thought this film was fucking horrible. It may have been the awful effects that did it for me.
Roxy Vandiver in Spirit Camp and Princess. I'm not putting her on the list because she is my best friend. I'm putting her on the list because her bewbs are perfect and I've seen them without photoshop a million times. Everyone also voted for her to be on this list.
Sherilynn Fenn in The Wraith. Charlie Sheen was so hot in this.
Claudia Butenuth from What Have You Done To Solange?
Valeria Hartman in Sleepaway Camp II. She actually has a steamy sex scene as well.
In 1985, Madonna was in a rape scene in the film A Certain Sacrifice. I know it isn't horror but I felt like it would be horribly wrong to have a list of perfect breasts without Madonna on it.
I didn't think it would be fair to put myself on this list but everyone demanded that I do so.... so here you go guys. Never before seen screen caps from my rape scene in the film Princess. PS, I'm sorry but I HATE my hair in these photos but I doubt anyone is looking at that. That's it folks. Hope you enjoyed! Also, they haven't been photoshopped. This is the real deal.
*UPDATE!!!!!!*
Had some time to add more funbags! Anna Falchi from Dellamorte Dellamore. Personally, I'm not into pancake boobies but they're a nice size and this was a cool scene. I remember the first time I saw this on Showtime.
Brigitte Lahaie in Fascination. Perfect!
Jacqueline Lovell in Hideous. Isn't this a fantastic picture? Nice mask.
Venesa Talor from Femalien
Lee Ann Baker with 6 boobs in Necropolis.
Elizabeth Berridge in The Funhouse. These aren't my favorite pair but they're real and they're also pretty nice in Amadeus.
Adrienne Barbeau in Swamp Thing.
Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire
Cristina Tiberia in Brain Dead..... oh my God!
Chelan Simmons in Final Destination 3. Yowza!
Domini Blythe in Vampire Circus.
Monique Gabrielle in Evil Toons.
The ever so crazy Myriam Cyr in Gothic.
Yutte Stensgard in Lust For a Vampire! One of my personal faves.
The Shining! What pair of boobs would I end it with?
In no particular order, I want to start off with Adrienne Corri in A Clockwork Orange. Honestly, I'm just going in the order of uploads. You can argue that Clockwork isn't exactly a horror film but a Science Fiction drama and I agree but there's a lot of horror in the film in question. This rape scene disgusted a lot of women all over the world. It's actually hard to sit through unless you're a sick fuck. But doesn't she have a nice pair of knockers?
Technically, this isn't a horror film. True Blood is a series. Anna Paquin has to be included because her breasts are perfect and she shows them off so often. I cannot even count all the times we get to see her have sex. We are thankful for that Anna.
I couldn't get a cap of Asia Argento's bare breasts in Phantom of the Opera. This is the best I could do. You can google her and find a tremendous amount of nude photos though.
John Torrani voted for Barbara Crampton in Re-Animator and I couldn't agree more. Not too big, not to small. They're just right! Plus, you have to give her props for allowing a re-animated head giving her head. I rented this when I was younger and my mother threw a fit. She grounded me :( She also thought I had serious mental problems.
Terri Susan Smith in Basket Case. Jesus Christ. Was anyone else said about her death? My reaction, "Awwwwww."
Britt Ekland in The Wicker Man. I've always been fond of this scene because her voice is so soothing. Sneaker Pimps covered the song "How Do" on the album Becoming X. Only a true horror fan would notice this. There are a lot of Sneaker Pimp fans that aren't too educated in the genre.
The beautiful Camille Keaton in the original I Spit on Your Grave. This woman is so talented. It still baffles me that feminists have such a problem with this film. Most of us call them bitter lesbos but they seem to have a problem when it comes to looking at tits so I don't think that's a fair assumption. I don't see what the problem is. We all love boobs and she hacks a guy's penis off. That's the ultimate revenge for forcing your dick on the unwilling.
The scene in Cabin Fever where Cerina Vincent is shaving her legs was hard to watch but you have to admit, those funbags are perfect!
Debi Sue Voorhees in Friday the 13th part 5 seems to be a favorite amongst horror fans and I can totally see why. I forgot about her boobs but I will be watching this again on Friday the 13th..... oh that's tomorrow!
This is the best picture I could score of Ellen Sandweiss when she was raped by a tree in The Evil Dead but I'm sure everyone who has seen the film can agree she belongs on this list.
Ingrid Pitt is still a favorite of mine. One day I will have her tattooed somewhere on my body. She's known for her role in the Hammer horror films.
Jill Terashita in Night of the Demons has some of the most perfect tits I've ever seen.
I can't seem to find any pictures of Kristina Klebe naked but she's fully nude in Rob Zombie's Halloween and it's totally hot. PS -- She totally wants me.
You can expect tits all over the place in every Jess Franco film ever made. Lina Romay especially doesn't mind getting naked. I mean, fully nude and full lesbo.
I could name several scenes involving Linnea Quigley's breasts but Return of the Living Dead seems to be a fan favorite. The lipstick scene in Night of the Demons was just as sexy. She's actually fully nude in that film. Her breast size increased dramatically after Savage Streets.
Mathilda May in Lifeforce.
Melinda Clark in Return of the Living Dead III, DUH!@#$%^
Small ass picture but you can still see that Pamela Susan Shoop in Halloween II has beyond perfect tits. I dare you to disagree.
I'm not sure if you can call Lost Highway a horror film but it's beyond fucked up and Patricia Arquette has one of the most perfect bodies I've ever seen.
Diora Baird in the Night of the Demons remake was hot but I have to mention that I thought this film was fucking horrible. It may have been the awful effects that did it for me.
Roxy Vandiver in Spirit Camp and Princess. I'm not putting her on the list because she is my best friend. I'm putting her on the list because her bewbs are perfect and I've seen them without photoshop a million times. Everyone also voted for her to be on this list.
Sherilynn Fenn in The Wraith. Charlie Sheen was so hot in this.
Claudia Butenuth from What Have You Done To Solange?
Valeria Hartman in Sleepaway Camp II. She actually has a steamy sex scene as well.
In 1985, Madonna was in a rape scene in the film A Certain Sacrifice. I know it isn't horror but I felt like it would be horribly wrong to have a list of perfect breasts without Madonna on it.
I didn't think it would be fair to put myself on this list but everyone demanded that I do so.... so here you go guys. Never before seen screen caps from my rape scene in the film Princess. PS, I'm sorry but I HATE my hair in these photos but I doubt anyone is looking at that. That's it folks. Hope you enjoyed! Also, they haven't been photoshopped. This is the real deal.
*UPDATE!!!!!!*
Had some time to add more funbags! Anna Falchi from Dellamorte Dellamore. Personally, I'm not into pancake boobies but they're a nice size and this was a cool scene. I remember the first time I saw this on Showtime.
Brigitte Lahaie in Fascination. Perfect!
Jacqueline Lovell in Hideous. Isn't this a fantastic picture? Nice mask.
Venesa Talor from Femalien
Lee Ann Baker with 6 boobs in Necropolis.
Elizabeth Berridge in The Funhouse. These aren't my favorite pair but they're real and they're also pretty nice in Amadeus.
Adrienne Barbeau in Swamp Thing.
Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire
Cristina Tiberia in Brain Dead..... oh my God!
Chelan Simmons in Final Destination 3. Yowza!
Domini Blythe in Vampire Circus.
Monique Gabrielle in Evil Toons.
The ever so crazy Myriam Cyr in Gothic.
Yutte Stensgard in Lust For a Vampire! One of my personal faves.
The Shining! What pair of boobs would I end it with?
4 comments:
This is amazing! Thanks for including Asia Argento on the Funbags List....She should get more credit for the work she churns out over the years!
She gets a lot of credit. Even non horror fans remember her as the only good thing about XXX
Wow, bOObs and horror, three subjects near & dear to my heart! Great list!
that's not rhonda griffin.it's jacqueline lovell,from hideous
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